The Billboard No. 1 Song… (aka From Elvis to Bieber)

The Billboard No. 1 song…

The day I was born was Teddy Bear by Elvis Presley

On my 6th birthday was Surf City by Jan and Dean

On my 10th birthday was Windy by The Association (I missed Light My Fire by The Doors by 3 days)

On my 16th birthday was Bad, Bad Leroy Brown by Jim Croce

On my 18th birthday was The Hustle by Van McCoy

On my 21st birthday was Shadow Dancing by Andy Gibb

On my 30th birthday was Alone by Heart

On my 40th birthday was I’ll Be Missing You by Puff Daddy and Faith Evans

On my 50th birthday was Umbrella by Rihanna

On my 60th birthday was Despacito. (Omg, please make it stop)

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So I’m sitting in a hotel room at the Cherokee hotel and casino, watching What’s My Line.

I love when I’m watching old CSI episodes (like now) and they mention streets that I used to live on, or near.

So lately, I’ve been hearing these weird noises. I’ll be in my room, minding my own business, and then some strange kind of creepy UFO-sounding noise will come out of nowhere. It’s so eerie. It’s really bugged me.

I finally figured out its coming from my Amazon Echo and I don’t know why. I may have to toss that possessed bitch.